The Butt Detective

Butt Detective, The VCA “Some detectives specialize in missing persons or cheating spouses. Me, I specialize in butts. So it only made sense when they hired me to track down the perfect pair of buns. Little did I know the assignment would land me in one tight spot after another – and put me up against some of the cheekiest characters I’ve ever encountered. Yeah, it’s a dirty job…but somebody has to do it.”